Who do you think you are? Bono or something?
This just in..(and, I am sure, already blazing its way to inboxes all around the world).
Bono is at a U2 concert in Ireland when he asks the audience for some quiet.
Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands.
Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone...
"Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
A voice from near the front of the audience pierces the silence...
"Stop feckin' doing it then!"