Champagne - the health drink.
I found this snippet on the website of the a boutique Champagne house's website:
"The therapeutic virtues of Champagne.
Champagne has always been a great pick-me up. Being easy to digest, it is ideal for patients recovering from operations and those suffering from general tiredness. It is highly recommended by French doctors!
...no more lunatic than taking supplements that offer little more than expensive urine.
“I drink it when I am happy and when I’m sad. Sometimes I drink it when I’m alone. When I have company, I consider it obligatory. I trifle with it if I’m not hungry and drink it when I am. Otherwise I never touch it – unless I’m thirsty”