I normally try to avoid news of OJ Simpson. There is something creepy about the guy.
However I stumbled across a blog by American comic Andy Borrowitz and if I might borrow his wit for a moment this made my morning coffee shoot out my nose:
"At the University of Minnesota's School of Law, professor Davis Logsdon said there is "a valuable lesson to be learned" from Mr. Simpson's conviction: "Apparently, in America it's easier to get away with murder than stealing sports memorabilia."
Via The New Yorker