Bainimarama Republic

Fiji has a new national sport. It's called Coup D'Etat.

I don't know why New Zealand gives the Fijian military the airtime they do. It only encourages them.

I guess it gives TV One's Simon Dallow the opportunity to broadcast live from Suva as Fijian soldiers drive around in trucks looking bored. He thus establishes his chops as a war correspondent and therefore the future right to wear safari suits.

Hardly Baghdad is it?

Bula!