Do jokes that get passed around email irritate you?
Here is one that just arrived. As I am feeling exceedingly not calm at the moment I thought I would share it with you.
Stay calm and the world surrenders.
Ommm
Here is one that just arrived. As I am feeling exceedingly not calm at the moment I thought I would share it with you.
"CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Shiraz, a bottle of Riesling, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Gin, a box of chocolates, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake and some chips.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.
Please pass this on to those whom you think might be stressed."
Stay calm and the world surrenders.
Ommm
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